Corsica the real story...

Tim's a nice guy and all that but what did he have to put my face on the van? What sort of person would do this.

 

Anyway, it's Teddy here. I'll tell you what really went on in Corsica! All those pictures look nice and that, but those four were pants. I mean, rubbish.

 

 

James, makes me a cup of tea and sits me down on a 5 foot drop...WTF!?

You want to have seen him crossing the portage on the Fuim Orbo...ha ha ha, it was funny as.

Between him and Marcus leading down the river and telling the boys what's what. James, comes to the double portage with the Rocket in the middle. Turns out his fear of heights is that bad, that he went down on all fours crossing the footbridge!

 

 

 

As for Sam, here...

What kind of mug is that to give any Teddy.

It's piping hot and I could almost have a bath in it. I mean come on!

'elf and safety Sam!

 

 

 

 

 

 

My and my wee sleeping bag all squared away for a nights rest. The other guys are out on the town ...don't let their tails of..."we all settled down into the night time regime of cooking dinner, washing and heading off to bed."

Ha, they're up the town kicking it back drinking and dancing...yes!

 

 

 

 

 

So we hit the water. I'm getting the kit on ready to saddle up for the G-Nar!

It's not good for the fur ...I mean all that sun, water and grit...theres only so much a Teddy can take.

Do you know how much a pedicure costs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ask you, is there any need? What's with all cozy cozy?

The morning after the night before and look at the coupon on him...the breath is worse.

And that smell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dinner time is good with the team. I'm sitting here with James, keeping him company telling stories. You know the type, boys tales and all that.

 

 

 

 

 

I say something about his girls and he chucks a wobbler! What's with the knife big boy? Tell you what show this to the kids, and they'll be crying in their sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG, where do you look after that!

Tell you what, I didn't hang round hear long after this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teddy's tour was awesome, the boys didn't do much boating and were out most of the night ...Check Fleming out here in the background, if it's not a knife he's pulling on me, he's trying to grab me...

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